Every now and again, fortunately not too often, I discover something truly horrific about myself. I'm not talking about a blemish or, gulp, growth. Something hideously repulsive about my soul.
Rather than keep these horrible trinkets of my personality a secret, I think the best - most cleansing - thing to do is to share them with you in the hope I'll be so ashamed I'll force myself to change.
Jenni's Top Five Hypocrytical Thoughts
1. When couple's have arguments in public I judge them, and am yet disappointed when one of them says through gritted teeth "we'll finish this when we get home".
2. I tut loudly and roll my eyes when builders shout "'ello sexy!" Embarrasingly, I'm flattered.
3. Nothing's more annoying then when someone talks loudly on their phone on the bus. Except when people grumble when I need to make a very important call on public transport!
4. I think the Daily Mail is evil. It doesn't stop me from being addicted to their online Showbiz section.
5. When people declare their favourite band is N-Dubz I snigger. I live in fear they'll discover Girl's Aloud's back catalogue on my iPod.
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